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"ARMED SPEEDY" CLOISSONE ENAMEL PIN
This is an all-new redesigned version of Speedy with a big 'ol Glock. These pins are high-quality metal Cloissone and close with a butterfly clasp. Size is approximately 1 inch by 1 inch.
Shipping and handling for domestic orders is $1.35.
International S&H - please contact me via email and I will determine shipping based upon your location.
"UNDEAD PIXY ARMY" CLOISSONE ENAMEL PIN
Declare your allegiance These pins are high-quality metal Cloissone and close with a butterfly clasp. Size is approximately .75 inch by .75 inch.
Shipping and handling for domestic orders is $1.35.
International S&H - please contact me via email and I will determine shipping based upon your location.
"WINGED SPEEDY" CLOISSONE ENAMEL PIN
The Winged Speedy pin has been redone in a larger size. These pins are high-quality metal Cloissone and close with a butterfly clasp. Size is approximately 1.50 inches by 1.50 inches.
PRICE - $6.00
Shipping and handling for domestic orders is $1.35.
International S&H - please contact me via email and I will determine shipping based upon your location.
"ARMED OCTOPUS" CLOISSONE ENAMEL PIN
These pins are high-quality metal Cloissone and close with two butterfly clasps. Size is approximately 1.25 inches by 1.50 inches.
Adapted from a fan art based on a single line from this comic. The evolution of thought is both awesome and profitable and, yes, I have her permission.
PRICE - $6.00
Shipping and handling for domestic orders is $1.35.
International S&H - please contact me via email and I will determine shipping based upon your location.
BUILD YOUR OWN THREE-PACK FOR $15
Want to mix-and-match pins? Select any three different designs for $15 and save! PRICE - $15.00
Shipping and handling for domestic orders is $2.00.
International S&H - please contact me via email and I will determine shipping based upon your location.
"BRIGHT SHINY OPTIMIST" PIN PACK
This pin pack contains the following:
ONE SQUARE (1.5" x 1.5") : "It's Okay to Listen to the Voices in Your Head if they Come from Unicorns" - a passing reference to a line in Peter S. Beagle's The Last Unicorn
ONE ROUND (1.25" x 1.25") : "Truly Value the Shiny Things"
ONE SQUARE (1.5" x 1.5") : "My Glass is Half-Full, Bitches"
PRICE - $4.00
Shipping and handling in the domestic United States is 58 cents. Come on, I make the Christian Children's Fund look bad.
International S&H - please contact me via email and I will determine shipping based upon your location.
"BITTER JADED CYNIC" PIN PACK
This pin pack contains the following:
ONE ROUND (1.25" x 1.25") : "I'm Too Old to Think Your Self-Centered Drama is Cute"
ONE SQUARE (1.5" x 1.5") : "Sex Plus Time Equals Evolution"
ONE ROUND (1.25" x 1.25") : "Politicians Ain't Shit but Hos and Tricks"
PRICE - $4.00
Shipping and handling in the domestic United States is 58 cents. Do you know what you can buy with 58 cents these days? Shipping and handling, that's what!
International S&H - please contact me via email and I will determine shipping based upon your location.
SEX PLUS TIME EQUALS EVOLUTION BUMPERSTICKER
PRICE - $3.50
Shipping and handling in the domestic United States is 70 cents. It'd be less but there are these long envelopes and cardboard and all kinds of cutting. But, hey, your car's backside is worth nothing but the best!
International S&H - please contact me via email and I will determine shipping based upon your location.
The origins of our angry talking koala. A heartwarming tale of language acquisition, gene manipulation, and animal cruelty. PG-13 for mature themes. Color, 12 pages.
-- PDF file - $5 USD
-- Printed Copies: NOT IN STOCK. Printed copies have been shipped and will not be reprinted because they were awful - everyone who ordered a print copy will receive the next three bonus stories free of charge.
