Regardless of your sexual preferences, if you have never had some version of this conversation, you have never been in an adult relationship. This is also fact.

Thank you to everyone who sent suggestions on how I could shoehorn light porn into their lives, but it isn't possible. I have contracts with advertisers, web hosts, and payment services who frown heavily on those sorts of shenanigans, and the problems would not offset the gains for me. Besides, it's not as though the Internet is lacking such things; every time I look at DeviantArt, I get an illustrated tour of fetishes I never knew existed.

I'm behind on email (again). I'll catch up over the weekend. Have a great one!

*sigh* I would have so much fun doing light porn with these two if it weren't for all of you people reading from work and your concerns about "not wanting to get fired." Sheesh. It's like we live in a shared society or something.

I hope everyone had a great weekend. The last of the posters and all recent orders will go out on Monday, and I did an interview with Kurt Sasso over the weekend. The man is a genius editor. He seamlessly cut out most of Puppy's barkattacks, and he made it sound as though I didn't ramble on like a lunatic for three hours while beating the same three points to death with the flat side of a shovel.

Probably no revised comic tomorrow, as I am almost, but not quite, caught up. See you Thursday!

Morning edit: Elizabeth, our strict yet sexy strict Facebook governess observed that I had forgotten to color in the Fed's shiner. Fixed! Now if I could only find that missing bottle of beer...

Looks like I'll be doing an interview with Kurt Sasso, the Jedi Mind Trick of Webcomics,*over the weekend. This won't be live, since my schedule apparently does not allow me to associate with other human beings in real time, but you can send any questions about the comic to Kurt's Twitter account (@KurtSasso) and he will ask them to me between interruptions from my dogs.

I have a ton of stuff to catch up on this weekend, such as poster shipping and art books. I'd like to get these done tomorrow so the redones can pick back up next week.

Have a great weekend!

*Not his official title. I don't know if he has one. Lets run with Jedi Mind Trick until I get the errata notice or a cease-and-desist from the band**.

**Wacky saying equals band. There is always a band.